Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dear GPS

Dear GPS,
YOU SUCK!!! I don't use you often, but when i do you let me down. You are suppose to get me the fastest way from point A to point B. Instead, you take me around in circles and i still end up getting lost.
I thought the point of having a device that could talk to you to tell you directions was suppose to prevent you from getting lost. Apparently i was wrong.
I have gotten lost on a few occasions when i was using you, but today in particular irritated me.
You told me to take a right to get to the highway when i could see the highway entrance on my left!! Why in the world would you tell me to go right when i should have gone left.
Not to mention that before that i already had to turn around cuz you said i was turning on a street when i should have turned on the highway!!!

And another thing. When you say stay right that means stay right that doesn't mean to take the exit. Apparently in your language it does. Let me let you in on something stay right means stay in the right lane, take the exit than means take the exit off the highway. DUH!!!

Anywho i am not a fan of you and rather look up directions on the internet and attempt to read them while driving instead of listening to you give me false directions.

Thanks for nothing,
Nicole Carlson

Monday, May 24, 2010

Moving Men

Dear Moving Men,
Today i had the desire to move around my room. I do not weight much, but have hidden strength. This hidden strength just wasn't enough for me today. After consoling my sister about the matter she suggested something that would radically change my world, YOU THE MOVING MEN!
We quickly took you out of the box to see what you could do and low and behold you are a cushion pad on the top and slipper polymer on the bottom. Who knew?! I first slid you under my bookshelf attached to my bed. With in minutes the big piece of furniture was sliding on my carpet floor. I was shocked at the moving power you held.
I didn't stop there.
I used use to easily and quickly move my dresser, bureau and a whole bunch more. My life is now complete knowing that you exist and i will never own a home or rent a home without you.
I know that you are normally only seen on tv and people do not believe you, but MOVING MEN YOU SAVED THE DAY! You really came through :)

Sincerely,
Nicole

Dear Readers

Dear Readers,
My name is Nicole Carlson. I am making a pledge to write at least once a day for the next 30 days.
Each day i will pick someone or thing to write to and share it with all of you.
Enjoy!

Sincerely,
Nicole